Was an ok crowd, tried out a new joke
Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?
Lol these are too dope.
imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit
Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”
Girl: “Thats patrick”
Me: Nah baby, you a star
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “SEXIST.”
Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS.”]
I work at a movie/music store and we also buy and sell used merchandise. We have this one regular male customer who is extremely sexist and just a plain a-hole. He absolutely refuses to work with or even talk to a female associate. Unfortunately for him, the majority of our employees are female.
First, he calls. I answer the phone with the usual, ” Thank you for calling, this is -insert store-, how may I help you?” To which he replies “I don’t care” and hangs up.
Uhh okay then.
Then he calls back and demands to speak to a manager. Our assistant manager, who is a woman, answers the phone since the store manager isn’t there yet. When she tells him this he says “I don’t want to speak to a stupid woman.”
I was outraged. The nerve of some people. I have no idea what to do about this. I want to keep my job, but at the same time I feel disgusting even talking to this guy. He isn’t an employee so I can’t file a complaint or anything. Sometimes just having to smile and be polite in the retail field really kills me.
“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”
— Tyler, The Creator.
ily. childhood done right.
Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go.
cosplay at its funniest
It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.
They’re…… they’re ghosts….
The buffet is $9 for lunch and $12 for dinner…after 4pm
Show up at 3:50 so you get dinner for the lunch prices
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
Anonymous said: How often do you masturbate?
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE