Xenomorphs like to have fun too.
I watched the gif for 5 minutes
I recently procured this amazing gizmo off of amazon. I bring to you the Sport Razor body hair shaver. I really can not stress how perfect this tool is. I’m a man of unattractive back hair. I’m covered in it. Its disgusting. You know what its like to have a fur tramp stamp? Let’s be frank if your back fat looks like a tarantulas furry ass you probably have body image issues and you damn well shpuld. Just cause that shirtless Indian kid turned into a wolf in twilight and got to play side bitch to some pale autistic girl, doesn’t mean that will work for you. When god and genetics have cursed you in such horrible ways, good old american ingenuity and chinese manufacturing are there to cure you of this un sexy social blight. All you have to do is unfold the arm and figure out how to spray shaving cream on your back with out covering your bathroom floor in white foam and off you go. You’ll be hairless and 15% less repulsive in ten minutes. This superior grooming product is only $14 and comes with four replacement blades which is good since you literally can not buy them anywhere if you run out. Seriously they don’t exist anywhere except for some creepy GeoCities looking website somewhere in the bowels of the world wide web. Five stars buy it today!
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
Time is a flat circle
ya knoooooow..I thought it was too good to be true…but I waaaanted to believe iiiit…so I didn’t do my hooomewoooork…
…..fuck you internet!…I ain’t believing you for shit no more!!