oldmanstephanie:

There’s a group of guys arguing on the news, and right now one of them is yelling over and over, “THEY HAD SUBPOENAS”

except it sounds remarkably like he’s yelling “THAT’S A PENIS” and I’m crying

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fuckyeahimartsy:

mousy130:

Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.

wow

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kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

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mazarinedrake:

staticsrecyclebin:

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I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

My god, you really have.

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geekishchic:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

I ain’t scared… just logical.

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