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So a few weeks ago I had this bump on my head. I felt it but didn’t see it. Then I finally saw it, I took a picture of it to see what it looked like. Fucking disgusting as you can see. I didn’t know what it was I thought maybe a mole with the skin pulled off but I didn’t remember having a mole there. Then I thought what if its a bug. :( omg

So it was bothering me, didn’t hurt or anything it just bothered me cuz I didn’t know what it was. So I went to the dr and he said it was probably a mole or something that would have to be removed but he couldn’t do it so he told me to go to this dermetologist. I thought I don’t want to go so I’ll wait about a week and leave it alone and if its still there then I will go and have them remove it.

Last night I was touching it, it felt hard and had this pointy part on it and I thought omg what if the pointy thing is a bug and its dead!? I need to pull it out. So I pinched the pointy part with my nails and pulled. The whole thing came off and first I thought omg what if it was a mole and its been pulled off now. So I turn the light on and see that it is this gross white thing that looks like a un popped popcorn. so fucking disgusting!

I throw the nasty thing away and then take a picture of my head (2nd picture) now I have this wonderful hole.

apparently it was a cyst. i don’t care what it was its fucking sick!

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Hey I’m bored. Ask me shit! You have 30 minutes to do so! make it fun and entertaining

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This is my book that I published last month. So far I have sold 6 copies. I am hoping to sell more. Please be awesome and make a purchase!

Slow dancing. Dont dance faster than 25mph

Slow dancing. Dont dance faster than 25mph

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Yes that is a buttplug in an xmas tree. It was a gift from me to my mother and her husband.

Yes that is a buttplug in an xmas tree. It was a gift from me to my mother and her husband.

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So there is a neighborhood here that always has pretty much every house decorated for xmas, some people go all out and have a bunch of crazy stuff. Seeing as its quite a big neighborhood and many people walk around to look at the lights they usually have portopotties out so people can go potty. Most are in the street but this one happend to be in SOMEONE’S YARD!!!!
SMH WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT IN YOUR YARD?!!?

So there is a neighborhood here that always has pretty much every house decorated for xmas, some people go all out and have a bunch of crazy stuff. Seeing as its quite a big neighborhood and many people walk around to look at the lights they usually have portopotties out so people can go potty. Most are in the street but this one happend to be in SOMEONE’S YARD!!!!

SMH WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT IN YOUR YARD?!!?

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