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“we aim to misbehave” came to mind when this happens

“we aim to misbehave” came to mind when this happens

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I went to my mom’s house the other day and i wanted to show her a video so i open YouTube and this is what i see.

I went to my mom’s house the other day and i wanted to show her a video so i open YouTube and this is what i see.

So if there’s stuff in the toilet because someone didn’t flush people will be like “I’m not using that bathroom!” Instead of flushing it. This woman was just in the bathroom with her kids and told them “don’t use that one” one of her kids goes in and flushes it and uses it and the mom is yelling at her that she should have left it and not used it

My stand up performance from tonight

This was in a text from my sister in law that she sent at 1am

This was in a text from my sister in law that she sent at 1am

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Do you see what i see?

Do you see what i see?

here’s a joke I wrote the other night. Might use it tonight during open mic